Say it louder, say it funnier, and say it with serious style in the Shit Happens Heavy Cotton Tee. This no-filter, full-attitude graphic tee features a mic-dropping, shades-wearing donkey who looks like he just stole the show—and maybe your patience. Whether life’s been good, bad, or just plain weird, this tee reminds us all to laugh it off and roll with the punches. Bold, irreverent, and hilariously relatable, the Shit Happens Heavy Cotton Tee is here to make sure your wardrobe doesn’t take itself too seriously.

With a leather-jacketed donkey front and center, rocking a vintage mic and a Hollywood grin, this design brings maximum personality to your closet. He’s got swagger. He’s got jokes. And he’s not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. The oversized “SHIT HAPPENS” text makes a loud and proud statement—perfect for anyone who’s been through a little chaos and come out with a sense of humor still intact.

The Shit Happens Heavy Cotton Tee is for the unapologetic jokester, the cool uncle, the class clown, or anyone who knows that laughter is better than stress. Whether you’re hanging at a backyard BBQ, cracking up at open mic night, or just handling Monday like a champ, this shirt adds the sarcasm your day was missing.

Looking for a bold birthday gift? This tee is a guaranteed hit. Shopping for yourself? Let’s be honest—you’ve earned it. The Shit Happens Heavy Cotton Tee goes great with jeans, boots, flannels, or just boxers on a lazy Sunday. It’s a mood, it’s a vibe, and it’s 100% the shirt your boring tees are jealous of.

Get ready to turn heads, get laughs, and embrace the chaos—because if you can’t laugh at life, it’s just not as fun. The Shit Happens Heavy Cotton Tee keeps it real, keeps it bold, and keeps it funny.

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Bold graphic tee featuring a cartoon donkey in sunglasses and a leather jacket holding a vintage microphone, with large text that reads “Shit Happens” in cream letters on a black background.

Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for lasting durability
– Seamless knitted construction reduces waste
– Elastic ribbed collar retains shape
– Crafted from strong, smooth fabric for quality prints
– Ethically made with 100% US cotton, ensuring sustainability

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat